GAY DOG SAVED FROM DEATH SENTENCE

How do you know if your dog is gay?  I always suspected that my basset hound, Bubba Gump, might have been gay because The Gump liked to hump other males and loved wiener dogs, too.  Apparently, in Tennessee your dog is gay if it won't fight another dog.  Is there no limit to the ignorance and cruelty in this country any more?  If ever there was an idiotic reason given for dumping your pet, this is it.  Fortunately, the dog was adopted at the zero hour by someone who didn't care whether he was gay or not.  Elton is now living the good life with other canine buddies in a non-discriminating home.