ZOONOSES, SCHMOONOSES!

What are those crazy UCD vets talking about? Beau says he is highly offended that anyone would suggest he spreads anything but unconditional love and comfort by sharing his mom's bed or planting an occasional adoring lick on her nose. "I concur!" Peaches says. She adds that those two guys who conducted that flea-bitten study obviously never experienced a cozy three-dog night, or even a two-dog one before reaching their conclusions.

Better nose around a bit further on that one, dudes. "We can help you. Our noses are second to none."